SHITASTROPHE™ DETERRENT

Burn Shitastrophe™ Deterrent to avoid tragedies, misfortunes + failures that exceed shit storms.  The shit-free scent can stop a shitastrophe in its tracks.
 
SCENTS OF HUMOR OPTIONS:
. Apple Pie Filled Cinnamon Donuts
. Apple Pie + Caramel Whiskey Waffles
. Bananas For You, Buttered Rum, Cinnamon, + Toffee
. Beachside Champagne, Bergamot + Jasmine
. Blueberry Pie Filled Glazed Donuts
. Cold Noses - Warm Kisses™ + Cinnamon Spiced Pinecones
. Cold Noses - Warm Kisses™, Frosted Trees, Citrus, + Spice
. Dog Kisses + Caramel Rum Candy Apples
. Dog Smiles, Peppermint Bark Donuts + Mint Hot Chocolate
. Enchanted Fairy Tail Fir, Blue Spruce, Cinnamon, + Spice  
. Fetching Spa Day™, Eucalyptus, Mint, Spice, + Vanilla Bean
. Fudge Chocolate Buttered Rum Brownie Batter
. Good Morning Vibes, Coffee, Cream, + Extra Sugar
. Knotty Cabin Sex™, Flannel Pajamas, Citrus, + Spice
. Lavender, Lemongrass, Mint, Eucalyptus, Fir, + Spice
. Lavender, Pinecones, Spruce, Cedar, + Citrus
. Love, French Lavender, Ginger, + Cinnamon
. Lemon Cake Donuts + Liquor Buttercream Frosting
. Pumpkin Pie Filled Buttercream Donuts
. Raspberry Cheesecake Donuts + Chocolate Sprinkles
. Snooperhero Fart Clouds™ + Gooey Cinnamon Rolls
. Tootcake™ + Strawberry Shortcake Rum Donuts
. Vanilla Rose Cocktail + Strawberries + Cream Cookies
. Yappy Hour Spiced Buttered Rum Cinnamon Buns