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. Apple Pie Filled Cinnamon Donuts

. Apple Pie + Caramel Whiskey Waffles

. Beachside Champagne, Bergamot, Jasmine, + Sea Salt

. Beachside Mimosas, Lime Agave Margaritas + Coconut

. Blueberry Pie Buttermilk Pancakes

. Brown Sugar Banana Pancakes + Buttered Rum Syrup

. Caramel Candy Apples + Spiced Rum Donuts

. Cold Noses - Warm Kisses™, Frosted Trees, Citrus, + Spice

. Dog Smiles, Peppermint Bark Donuts + Mint Hot Chocolate

. 80’s Music, Berry Lip Gloss, Roller Rink, Glow Stick, + Pixy Stix

. Enchanted Fairy Tail + Cinnamon Spiced Pinecones

. Fetching Spa Day™, Eucalyptus, Mint, Spruce, Fir, + Vanilla

. French Vineyard, Spiced Plum Brandy + Apple Brandy

. Gooey Cinnamon Rolls + Snooperhero Fart Clouds™

. Lavender, Eucalyptus, Peppermint, + Lemongrass

. Lemon Cake Donuts + Liquor Buttercream Frosting

. Love, French Lavender, Ginger, + Cinnamon

. Pumpkin Pie Filled Buttercream Donuts

. Rugged Lumberjack, Cozy Wood Cabin, Bergamot, + Spice

. Salted Caramel Chocolate Buttermilk Pancakes

. Strawberry Tootcake™ (Shortcake) Donuts

. Yappy Hour Spiced Buttered Rum Cinnamon Buns