The Shittiest™ Candle is a total piece of shit.  Light to join the Knotty Or Spice Shit List and conceal a shitty life.  Keep within sight to prevent from rolling downhill.



. Apple Pie Filled Cinnamon Donuts

. Apple Pie + Caramel Whiskey Waffles

. Beachside Champagne, Bergamot + Jasmine

. Beachside Orange Jalapeño Mimosa

. Blueberry + Cranberry Pie Filled Donuts 

. Cold Noses, Warm Kisses, Trees, + Frosty Breeze

. Comfy Cabin Sex™, Flannel Pajamas, Bergamot, + Spice

. Cozy Pine Cabin, Spiced Baked Goods + Brandy

. Foxy Camp Counselor™, Forest, Eucalyptus, Spice, + Berries

. Gingerbread Houses + Apple Cider Donuts

. Good Morning Vibes, Coffee, Cream, + Extra Sugar

. Gooey Rum Butter Cinnamon Rolls

. Happiness, Bourbon, Brown Sugar, + Banana Donuts

. Hot Chocolate + Cinnamon Sugar Donuts

. Humble Heartthrob™ + Buttery Apple Spice Hotcakes

. Language of Love, French Lavender, Ginger, + Cinnamon

. Lemon Cake Donuts + Liquor Buttercream Frosting

. Peppermint Patty + Candy Cane Donuts

. Pumpkin Pie Filled Buttercream Donuts

. Raspberry Cheesecake Donuts + Chocolate Sprinkles

. Romance, Snowfall, Pinecones, Spruce, + Spice

. Spiced Pumpkin Latte Donuts

  • Care Instructions

    To prevent fire, burn candle within sight and away from animals, children and anything that can catch fire.  Keep wick trimmed to 1/4 inch.



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